NURSING COMMUNICATION: "No oral fluid by mouth"
And then the rest of your day is spent laughing it up with the co-workers and poking fun at the APN that wrote it (who in her defense was febrile and throwing up...yes, shortly after we found this out we sent her home!).
Oh, and the best part was having a contest to see who could come up with the wittiest remark or finishing that sentence.
Do you think you would win??? Let's hear your best. And I may just tell you some of our funniest!